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"The Fart Machine" is a battery operated device that produces 5 REALISTIC FART SOUNDS when activated by it's wireless remote control from UP TO 50 FEET AWAY! The remote even works THRU WALLS AND AROUND CORNERS! "The Fart Machine" comes with double-faced tape so you can easily conceal it under a chair or in other inconspicuous locations. This is truly the funniest invention ever!

Think of all the wild pranks and gags you'll pull off with this baby! Here are a few hilarious suggestions to get you started:

MISSION 1: Put "The Fart Machine" under Mom's chair, and watch her blush as she "let's a few slip out" at a dinner party! Didn't anyone ever tell her it's not polite to FART at the table?!!!

MISSION 2: You'll have trouble containing your laughter when the silence (and the wind) is broken in the library!

MISSION 3: Have a chuckle at your next visit to the doctor's office when you make someone sound like they "CUT THE CHEESE" in that over crowded waiting room!

The possibilities for FUN are only limited by your imagination! You and "The Fart Machine" will be the life of the party!

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PRODUCT INFORMATION

• LOW LOW PRICE OF $13.99/EA. PLUS SHIPPING & HANDING (ADD SALES TAX FOR NJ RESIDENTS ONLY) OTHER SITES ARE SELLING THIS ITEM FOR MORE THAN TWICE AS MUCH!!

• ALL ARE NEW ITEMS IN SEALED RETAIL BLISTER PACKS AS SHOWN IN PHOTO ABOVE.

• REQUIRES 4 AAA BATTERIES (NOT INCLUDED)

• SATISFACTION GUARANTEED 100%! IF YOU AREN'T COMPLETELY SATISFIED JUST RETURN THE PRODUCT FOR A FULL REFUND LESS SHIPPING CHARGES.

• Distributor and wholesale inquiries welcome!
  

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